usedshooshpap: (XVIII)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote in [personal profile] usednightmare 2013-02-18 07:24 pm (UTC)

BELIEVE ME, IT LOOKS MUCH BETTER ON YOU THAN IT DOES ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHIT YOU'RE UP TO, BUT GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.
YES, HUMAN BODIES ARE WEIRD AND KIND OF DISGUSTING
BUT YOU'LL GET OVER THAT IN TIME, IF THIS PRESENT ITERATION OF YOUR DELIGHTFUL PERSONAGE DECIDES TO STICK AROUND.
THAT LITTLE BEAST WITH YOU? IT'S GOING TO KEEP FOLLOWING YOU, SO DON'T TRY TO EAT IT OR EVEN PUT IT REMOTELY NEAR YOUR GAPING ORIFICE THAT YOU ATTEMPT TO PASS AS A MOUTH.
THEN AGAIN
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT YOU'D NORMALLY DO.
I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE BUSTING YOU OUT OF JAIL UPON OUR FIRST MEETING.

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