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[usednightmare]

[The recording begins with sounds of someone fumbling to get a good hold of the PokéGear. Mumbled swearing about buttons and fingers, before for a brief moment a squinting Gamzee can be seen, in all his new found human glory. He doesn't look particularly happy, all things considered. What with the snarl-cum-smile tugging at his lips and making his expression something best described as feral. If you're that observant, you might notice bits and pieces of a Drowzee sharing the screen. A snout by Gamzee's face, and hands on his shoulders, as if trying to reach onto the PokéGear. Also, it seems Gamzee is shirtless for the moment. It's gone soon enough, as he finally figures out the text function. The last shot before the video ends is of him shoving at the Drowzee, expression somewhere between an unpleasant grin and an exasperated snarl.]

this is just a motherfucking joke.
CHOICEST MOTHERFUCKING JOKE OF THEM ALL.
it's all really well fucking done.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
even if it's just a fucking waste of a brother's time.
TRYING TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE.
like it could been fucking avoided.
THEN IT JUST UP AND STOPS BEING INEVITABLE.
so that ain't it, right.
IT BE MORE THAN SMOKE AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRRORS.
or shitty jokes without a decent punchline.
LIKE BEING TURNED INTO ONE OF THE HORNLESS, PINK MOTHERFUCKERS.
it's more like a game to kill time.
AND CONFOUND A BROTHER'S PAN.
shit be all up and understandable now, though.
UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDABLE AS IT CAN FUCKING BE.
so let's play the shit out of this game.
BRING THE FUCKING MIRTH AND THE SCREAMING LAUGHS.
and see what kind of joyous carnival you've all got goin on here.

[If you happen to be near New Bark Town, you might have noticed Gamzee. Mostly because he's the half naked kid occasionally headbutting a Drowzee - and deeply regretting it every time he does, turns out human skulls ain't as resistant as troll ones - as his partner helpfully tries to grab his PokéGear and Gamzee tries to make sense of the newfangled technology at his disposal. Also, he's in his underwear, clothes unhelpfully stuck to nearby bushes. Someone had a slight panic upon waking up pink and hornless, alright? Just be glad Drowzee managed to distract him long enough he didn't get to take off his underwear. It might still happen though.]

Comments

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[papshooshing]

[ the fuck did he just watch? ]

[papshooshing]

[ on one hand... OMFG GAMZEE YOU'RE BACK! look at that, even Karkat is breathing a sigh of relief. ]

[papshooshing]

[ on the other? Gamzee doesn't remember anything... and raging... those are not good signs and Karkat has no clue as to where Gam is on the timeline, save for the fact that it's sometime after he lost his goddamn mind to the murdermirth. ]

[papshooshing]

[ NOW KARKAT HAS TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT:

WHAT DO!? ]

[papshooshing]

[ wait... is Gamzee not... ]

video; done

[papshooshing]

Where the bleeding fuck is your shirt...

[usednightmare]

[...hang on.

Processing.

Still processing.

Gamzee's pan runs on a pirated version of Vista, okay, it takes time.

Processing.

Nope.]

what

[text]

[justicereigns]

As annoying as this place is, it gets marginally less annoying when you calm the fuck down.

Even your typing is loud.

[text]

[usednightmare]

hahahahaha.
YOU'RE TELLING A BROTHER TO CHILL THE FUCK DOWN.
that's so fucking funny.
SO HILARI FUCKING OUS, I AM UP AND ALL SPEECHLESS.

[text]

[justicereigns]

And yet, unfortunately, not textless.

text

[viiru2alert]

[Oh. Well.]

[Sollux didn't even know he left.]

hey, welcome back two raiinbow-2hiit fall2.
2poiiler2: iit2 a pretty crappy carniival all thiing2 con2iidered.

[Is that... what he was asking? Sollux can never be quite sure.]

text

[usednightmare]

[It's okay, Sollux. Not even Gamzee's quite sure, half the time.

Now, to tell the mustardblood to fuck off. Or to ask him to come play.

Decisions, decisions...]

honk.

text

[viiru2alert]

no.
really?

text;

[timelymaid]

that was incredibly fast my goodness
although given what you said i guess you dont remember!
were swimming in time shenanigans as per usual
whos surprised
no one
hm
you should really invest in a coat gamzee!
find someone to sell you one
if you need extra cash to pay for it tell me and ill wire you some
also im pretty sure there isnt a carnival of any sort
although therell be cake in a few days

text

[usednightmare]

whoa there, sister.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN TEXT.

text

[timelymaid]

in what sense
d0 y0u mean its n0t like this
because i dropped that a sweep ago
after i went god tier and came back to life
but that pretty neatly sorts you timeline wise so thanks!

[text]

[iownahoofbeast]

D--> Highb100d
D--> You should probably
D--> Um
D--> Clothe yourself
D--> If you do not mind
D--> The environment here can be quite inhospitable

text

[usednightmare]

[...now why the fuck. Are you. Not. Dead.]

shut up.

video;

[cakelover]

I don't know what any of that meant, ne! But if there's a carnival, I want to go! Kan-chan, too.

text

[usednightmare]

really.
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A BROTHER'S DARK CARNIVAL, MOTHERFUCKER.
because that can be arranged.

text he guesses?

[cakelover]

Oh you're typing in color!! That's cute! ♥ ❀ ☆ ~ Can it be a pink carnival instead? ヽ(^o^)

text;

[ghostytrainer]

[John can't help but sigh when he sees a familiar shade of purple on his screen. Of course he came back nutso. Again. He's tempted to just close the gear and move along but, well...it's Gamzee. And even if he's crazy, John's sure the goofy friend he once knew is still in there. Somewhere.]

[Hopefully.]

you'll get used to it. being human really isn't all that bad.
i don't know if i'd call it a carnival, but we have a pretty joyous little thing going on here.

text

[usednightmare]

that's the motherfucking impression a brother be getting from you all bitches that reply.
BUT THE REALEST QUESTION IF IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MIRTHFUL OR NOT.

video

[shadowdive]

[Really, he's letting Karkat get in touch first, because Gamzee looks a little .... out of sorts, to say the least. When he finally does ping in, it'll be a while after Karkat's out the door to go pick him up.]

Hey, Gamzee. Did you get dressed again yet?

text

[usednightmare]

....maybe.

[...he got sidetracked, okay.]

WHAT'S IT TO YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?