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[usednightmare]

[The feed opens to Gamzee, squinting a little at the camera, and after a moment, it becomes obvious that he's lying on his back and holding the PokéGear up in the air. He's lying out on the ground by the entrance to Pewter City, coming from Viridian Forest, apparently just taking a breather. He squints a little more, as at the edge of the frame bits and pieces of a certain Drowzee can be seen.]

So, tell a motherfucker something. Them Gym leader bitches. When do you decide you want to take on one of them, fuckers?

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[belphe]

As soon as your team gains an unfair level and type advantage, is my guess.

[stake ethics are the best ethics.]

I've been thinking of challenging Falkner soon, myself.

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[usednightmare]

[That earns her a laugh, short and dark and meanspirted.]

Shit, sister, I like the way you think. Curb. Motherfucking. Stomp. Ain't that right?

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[belphe]

[not the words she would have used, but...

he gets a faint smile in return]

Of course~ There's no better way to win than completely.

What sort of team are you training up?

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[usednightmare]

A balanced one, apparently?

[Gamzee sounds unamused. Training takes too long. If battling weren't exciting he'd have already given up. But hey. Violence outlet is violence outlet.]

Fuckers take waaaaaaaaaaaay too long to level up, and I haven't been here long enough.

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[belphe]

[Lazy and violent...? A creature after her own heart. How nice~]

It really should be easier...

Have you tried battling them against one another? I turned to that when the wildlife stopped being suitable.

...just don't let them faint while fighting teammates. It makes them resentful.

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[usednightmare]

It would be rivers of motherfucking easitude if a brother could just up and beat the fuckers with a club.

[Mutter, mutter. The only reason he hasn't tried is because Karkat won't let him. But he'll figure out a way to, don't think he won't.]

Huh. They all be pretty damn weak right now, but I guess that could work if we run out of shit to beat up.

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[healium]

When you feel you are adequately prepared,
hoo hoo!
I believe the first gyms in either region have Pokemon from level thirty and up,
possibly to thirty five or so?

It's good to see you again, Gamzee!
I have a couple Pokemon of yours from before,
if you would like them back?

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[usednightmare]

huh.
I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MOTHERFUCKING LEFT, YOU KNOW.
we just took the shittastic boatride of hell and fucking bitchnasty suffering.
BUT I GUESS YOU UP AND ALL BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT WHEN I GOT HERE.
which was admittedly not that long ago and aradia said the same thing.
BUT THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE HERE, BITCH, IS YOU CAN'T HAVE SEEN ME AGAIN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME MOTHER FUCKIN FIRST.
also yeah, sure, send the poor dumb fucks my way.

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[healium]

Yes, when you got here!
I didn't realize you had already come back.


[Actually, being called "Bitch" leaves her at a small loss of words. He used to call her 'sis' which was far more okay than bitch, but.. well. The memories don't seem to be there. After a few minutes, and a bit of negotiating with the two Pokemon she was sending, she replies again.]

Starlight and Stardust are now waiting at the Pewter Center.

1/2

[usednightmare]

[Nothing personal, (un)fortunately? Gamzee doesn't recognize that particular shade of cyan.]

bitchtits.

[usednightmare]

[And then....]

uh.
WHO THE MOTHERFUCK BE YOU, AGAIN?

[healium]

My name is Jane Crocker.
Sorry, I didn't realize you didn't have your memories!

...action?

[papshooshing]

[ rubs at face over here. Gamzee.... ]

From scoping out the gym, it looks like Pewter leader is a rock-type user. Which means you're best bet is to raise that Oddish you caught.

[usednightmare]

[Gamzee and Nosebro both tilt back to look at Karkat, the drowzee flopping on its back in the process. Look at these two motherfucking examples of starcross partnerships. The derp is strong within both. Gamzee snickers.]

Sassy little bitch would like that, too.

[papshooshing]

[ ...this being in sync thing cannot ever bode well. Karkat doesn't know who to feel more sorry for. ]

Still... You're going to need to aim for level thirty at the very least.

[usednightmare]

Eh, that I can up and get done.

[He grins lazily up at Karkat, messy and sloppy as always.]

What's up, best friend?

[papshooshing]

Lamenting my life choices, as per usual. When a Trapinch bites, it bites pretty damn hard. The thing nearly broke the skin.

[ and that's what Karkat gets for trying to pet the thing that's like, well, A FLY TRAP. ]

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[lucky8r8k]

Gamzee! I was wondering when you would finally show your dum8 face.
Just where do you get off shoving Tavros and me into a kernelsprite????????
Do you have the faintest fucking clue how awful that was?
That's without getting to the mystery of why you were in that other session. I'm not even going to ask a8out that godawful outfit you were wearing.

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[usednightmare]

[We're sorry, the troll you are looking for is currently unavailable because he just dived behind this fucking magnificent tree and might yet figure out a way to climb it up to get away from you.

In the meantime, please feel free to share your concerns with this super qualified Drowzee that is very busy licking the screen - and camera - of the Pokégear.]

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[foolishwren]

Whenever you think you're good enough that they won't wipe the floor with you humiliatingly.

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[usednightmare]

A brother be up and thinking you're speaking from motherfucking experience, there.

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[foolishwren]

Falkner.

Three years ago.

It was going pretty well until my Growlithe unexpectedly revealed that he was a fire type, which I'd have known ahead of time if I hadn't been a dumbass who didn't open a fucking book.

So yeah.

Don't be me-three-years-ago.