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[usednightmare]

[The recording begins with sounds of someone fumbling to get a good hold of the PokéGear. Mumbled swearing about buttons and fingers, before for a brief moment a squinting Gamzee can be seen, in all his new found human glory. He doesn't look particularly happy, all things considered. What with the snarl-cum-smile tugging at his lips and making his expression something best described as feral. If you're that observant, you might notice bits and pieces of a Drowzee sharing the screen. A snout by Gamzee's face, and hands on his shoulders, as if trying to reach onto the PokéGear. Also, it seems Gamzee is shirtless for the moment. It's gone soon enough, as he finally figures out the text function. The last shot before the video ends is of him shoving at the Drowzee, expression somewhere between an unpleasant grin and an exasperated snarl.]

this is just a motherfucking joke.
CHOICEST MOTHERFUCKING JOKE OF THEM ALL.
it's all really well fucking done.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
even if it's just a fucking waste of a brother's time.
TRYING TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE.
like it could been fucking avoided.
THEN IT JUST UP AND STOPS BEING INEVITABLE.
so that ain't it, right.
IT BE MORE THAN SMOKE AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRRORS.
or shitty jokes without a decent punchline.
LIKE BEING TURNED INTO ONE OF THE HORNLESS, PINK MOTHERFUCKERS.
it's more like a game to kill time.
AND CONFOUND A BROTHER'S PAN.
shit be all up and understandable now, though.
UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDABLE AS IT CAN FUCKING BE.
so let's play the shit out of this game.
BRING THE FUCKING MIRTH AND THE SCREAMING LAUGHS.
and see what kind of joyous carnival you've all got goin on here.

[If you happen to be near New Bark Town, you might have noticed Gamzee. Mostly because he's the half naked kid occasionally headbutting a Drowzee - and deeply regretting it every time he does, turns out human skulls ain't as resistant as troll ones - as his partner helpfully tries to grab his PokéGear and Gamzee tries to make sense of the newfangled technology at his disposal. Also, he's in his underwear, clothes unhelpfully stuck to nearby bushes. Someone had a slight panic upon waking up pink and hornless, alright? Just be glad Drowzee managed to distract him long enough he didn't get to take off his underwear. It might still happen though.]

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[viiru2alert]

no.
really?

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[usednightmare]

shut the fuck up.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR MISERABLE MOTHER FUCKING HUE.
talkin about carnivals like you know shit about them.

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[viiru2alert]

iive heard enough of your babbliing two know 2omethiing about them.

[usednightmare]

is that so.
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOTHERFUCKIN PARTICIPATE BEFORE RUNNING YOUR FUCKING FILTHY MAW.
is that what you want.

[viiru2alert]

[ ... ]

pa22.

[usednightmare]

c'mon, bro.
LET'S PLAY A BITCHTITS GAME, YOU AND I.
it'll be the most fun you've ever played. :o)

[viiru2alert]

fuck no.
ii learn about your weiirda22 carniival2 for the purpo2e2 of humiiliiatiion and mockery ONLY.

[usednightmare]

i think, dog, you gotta realize sooner or later.
WHAT YOU WANT MATTERS JACKSHIT FUCK ALL IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN SCHEME OF THINGS.

[viiru2alert]

youre 2o late on that one iit2 not even funny.
ii already know, diip2hiit!

[usednightmare]

so why don't you be up and putting your all knowingness smartass hat to good use.
AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY GODDAMN FACE, SHITBLOOD?

[viiru2alert]

ii wouldnt touch your oiily 2liime-2meared face wiith a twelve-foot pole.

[usednightmare]

i'd pay a pretty motherfucking penny to see you try and put your money where your shit spewing maw is.

[viiru2alert]

[Congratulations, Sollux has now completely lost track of this conversation.]

are you telliing me two 2cram?
becau2e iid do that, gladly.

[usednightmare]

[He lasted longer than Gamzee, though.]

then get the fuck on with it, bitch.

[viiru2alert]

2ure thiing.
you can go back two beiing a nuthead now.k

[usednightmare]

:o?

[The fuck are you on, now?]