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[The recording begins with sounds of someone fumbling to get a good hold of the PokéGear. Mumbled swearing about buttons and fingers, before for a brief moment a squinting Gamzee can be seen, in all his new found human glory. He doesn't look particularly happy, all things considered. What with the snarl-cum-smile tugging at his lips and making his expression something best described as feral. If you're that observant, you might notice bits and pieces of a Drowzee sharing the screen. A snout by Gamzee's face, and hands on his shoulders, as if trying to reach onto the PokéGear. Also, it seems Gamzee is shirtless for the moment. It's gone soon enough, as he finally figures out the text function. The last shot before the video ends is of him shoving at the Drowzee, expression somewhere between an unpleasant grin and an exasperated snarl.]

this is just a motherfucking joke.
CHOICEST MOTHERFUCKING JOKE OF THEM ALL.
it's all really well fucking done.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
even if it's just a fucking waste of a brother's time.
TRYING TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE.
like it could been fucking avoided.
THEN IT JUST UP AND STOPS BEING INEVITABLE.
so that ain't it, right.
IT BE MORE THAN SMOKE AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRRORS.
or shitty jokes without a decent punchline.
LIKE BEING TURNED INTO ONE OF THE HORNLESS, PINK MOTHERFUCKERS.
it's more like a game to kill time.
AND CONFOUND A BROTHER'S PAN.
shit be all up and understandable now, though.
UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDABLE AS IT CAN FUCKING BE.
so let's play the shit out of this game.
BRING THE FUCKING MIRTH AND THE SCREAMING LAUGHS.
and see what kind of joyous carnival you've all got goin on here.

[If you happen to be near New Bark Town, you might have noticed Gamzee. Mostly because he's the half naked kid occasionally headbutting a Drowzee - and deeply regretting it every time he does, turns out human skulls ain't as resistant as troll ones - as his partner helpfully tries to grab his PokéGear and Gamzee tries to make sense of the newfangled technology at his disposal. Also, he's in his underwear, clothes unhelpfully stuck to nearby bushes. Someone had a slight panic upon waking up pink and hornless, alright? Just be glad Drowzee managed to distract him long enough he didn't get to take off his underwear. It might still happen though.]

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[John can't help but sigh when he sees a familiar shade of purple on his screen. Of course he came back nutso. Again. He's tempted to just close the gear and move along but, well...it's Gamzee. And even if he's crazy, John's sure the goofy friend he once knew is still in there. Somewhere.]

[Hopefully.]

you'll get used to it. being human really isn't all that bad.
i don't know if i'd call it a carnival, but we have a pretty joyous little thing going on here.

that's the motherfucking impression a brother be getting from you all bitches that reply.
BUT THE REALEST QUESTION IF IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MIRTHFUL OR NOT.

isn't mirthful just a synonym for joyous though?

only if you are a heretical fucking moron, dog.

oh. ok, well i like to think i'm not one of those but i get the feeling this next question will make me sound like one.
what's the difference?

oh ho.
AND WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK IS THIS?
be it a lost little bleatbeast trying to find the righteous path?
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE, A BRO WANTING TO GET HIS ENLIGHTENMENT ON THE MIRACULOUS SACRAMENTS?

mostly i'm just curious.
it wasn't really something you talked about in detail a whole lot the first time you were here.

Edited 2013-03-21 21:57 (UTC)

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