Gamzee Makara ♑ terminallyCapricious (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
usednightmare) wrote2013-02-18 12:35 pm
usednightmare) wrote2013-02-18 12:35 pm
.001 ♑ Audio | Video | Text || Action
[The recording begins with sounds of someone fumbling to get a good hold of the PokéGear. Mumbled swearing about buttons and fingers, before for a brief moment a squinting Gamzee can be seen, in all his new found human glory. He doesn't look particularly happy, all things considered. What with the snarl-cum-smile tugging at his lips and making his expression something best described as feral. If you're that observant, you might notice bits and pieces of a Drowzee sharing the screen. A snout by Gamzee's face, and hands on his shoulders, as if trying to reach onto the PokéGear. Also, it seems Gamzee is shirtless for the moment. It's gone soon enough, as he finally figures out the text function. The last shot before the video ends is of him shoving at the Drowzee, expression somewhere between an unpleasant grin and an exasperated snarl.]
this is just a motherfucking joke.
CHOICEST MOTHERFUCKING JOKE OF THEM ALL.
it's all really well fucking done.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
even if it's just a fucking waste of a brother's time.
TRYING TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE.
like it could been fucking avoided.
THEN IT JUST UP AND STOPS BEING INEVITABLE.
so that ain't it, right.
IT BE MORE THAN SMOKE AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRRORS.
or shitty jokes without a decent punchline.
LIKE BEING TURNED INTO ONE OF THE HORNLESS, PINK MOTHERFUCKERS.
it's more like a game to kill time.
AND CONFOUND A BROTHER'S PAN.
shit be all up and understandable now, though.
UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDABLE AS IT CAN FUCKING BE.
so let's play the shit out of this game.
BRING THE FUCKING MIRTH AND THE SCREAMING LAUGHS.
and see what kind of joyous carnival you've all got goin on here.
[If you happen to be near New Bark Town, you might have noticed Gamzee. Mostly because he's the half naked kid occasionally headbutting a Drowzee - and deeply regretting it every time he does, turns out human skulls ain't as resistant as troll ones - as his partner helpfully tries to grab his PokéGear and Gamzee tries to make sense of the newfangled technology at his disposal. Also, he's in his underwear, clothes unhelpfully stuck to nearby bushes. Someone had a slight panic upon waking up pink and hornless, alright? Just be glad Drowzee managed to distract him long enough he didn't get to take off his underwear. It might still happen though.]
this is just a motherfucking joke.
CHOICEST MOTHERFUCKING JOKE OF THEM ALL.
it's all really well fucking done.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
even if it's just a fucking waste of a brother's time.
TRYING TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE.
like it could been fucking avoided.
THEN IT JUST UP AND STOPS BEING INEVITABLE.
so that ain't it, right.
IT BE MORE THAN SMOKE AND MOTHERFUCKING MIRRORS.
or shitty jokes without a decent punchline.
LIKE BEING TURNED INTO ONE OF THE HORNLESS, PINK MOTHERFUCKERS.
it's more like a game to kill time.
AND CONFOUND A BROTHER'S PAN.
shit be all up and understandable now, though.
UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDABLE AS IT CAN FUCKING BE.
so let's play the shit out of this game.
BRING THE FUCKING MIRTH AND THE SCREAMING LAUGHS.
and see what kind of joyous carnival you've all got goin on here.
[If you happen to be near New Bark Town, you might have noticed Gamzee. Mostly because he's the half naked kid occasionally headbutting a Drowzee - and deeply regretting it every time he does, turns out human skulls ain't as resistant as troll ones - as his partner helpfully tries to grab his PokéGear and Gamzee tries to make sense of the newfangled technology at his disposal. Also, he's in his underwear, clothes unhelpfully stuck to nearby bushes. Someone had a slight panic upon waking up pink and hornless, alright? Just be glad Drowzee managed to distract him long enough he didn't get to take off his underwear. It might still happen though.]
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they have teams of pokebeasts to battle
when you beat them they give you a badge
along with other spoils
you train your pokebeasts to defeat theirs
thats basically it
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WHY DON'T YOU UP AND BLUDGEON THE MOTHERFUCKERS TILL THEY GIVE THE SHINY SHIT UP?
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i assume that would get you thrown in human jail
but thats not really my concern
as karkats the one who has to deal with that
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AND WHY THE MOTHER FUCKIN HELL DO I GIVE ONE SOLITARY FLAMING SHIT ON A STICK ABOUT IT?
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not my problem karkats problem!!
but its a place where humans get locked up i guess??
none of us have been taken there yet
somehow
despite an inordinate amount of death threats
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IF HE MOTHERFUCKIN SHOWS UP AT ALL.
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hes obviously on his way
its not the first time and its not going to be the last time
that one of us drops everything to go pick up someone coming back
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[He'll believe it when he sees it.]
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and making a bet on a sure thing is good odds
if youre willing to be so sure it isnt going to happen :p
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[...maybe he doesn't want to get his hopes up if he doesn't have to? Bluh. Bluh. Thinking hurts.]
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one hundred pokeyen even
bet or no bet
[ ...the equivalent of a dollar. She's not actually going to make a huge bet, she's just trying to divert the conversation from, you know, bludgeoning. ]
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team charge doesnt turn down raised stakes!
well generally speaking anyway
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and it is you who will be charged makara!!
just you wait
in about sixteen or seventeen hours well see who wins
haha sollux is the only person ive actually bet against in ages until now
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
honk.
WON'T THAT BE A MOTHER FUCKING RIOT.
shit be all around wondrously ripe for the fuckin wages to be played then.
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so yes?
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